Corluddycon’s Weblog

According to Wikipedia; one tonne of gold equated to a value of US$32.15 million in March 2008 ($1,000/troy ounces).United States Gold Reserve is 8,133.5 tonnes

Now I’m not much of a matamatician but I can use a calculater meaning that I know that the NY gold reserve is worth $261,492,020,000. If you want to attempt a robbery of the New york gold reserve here’s a handy map, provided by Google

But first here are a few Alternative approaches,

The Madden Method

Elementary my dear Watson, “I’d use my (girlish) charm and animal magnatism to convince the manager to hand it over, I believe it would go something like this. Clears throath-Mighty Fine evening isn’t it young chap, now about that gold, hand it over!I want it in coins with my likeness minted on one side and…chocolate, yes thats right sir, chocolate on the other. I shall return in the morrow!. I presume it would end quite well indeed.”*

 The Corluddy Con Approach

i’m going to use a picture to describe my fiendish plot…

This is how I see it bomb + wall = hole – gold= happy con!

*actual Madden quote**

**poetic lisence may have been exercised on Actual Madden quote, but he sure said something along those lines