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Teenage mutant Irish Models
26 March, 2008, 10:53 am
Filed under: Irish view, ireland | Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Def: Irish Model-1) a model who is Irish, 2) a comercial model who advertises the likes of a the opening of a new starbucks or a skiing equipment store 3)generally of southside (The good side, as illustrated by this map of starbucks in Dublin, they’re all on the southside-look at that northside scum, all the way over there on the other side of the river, how focking dare they!) origin.

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Basically an Irish model is a cultural phenonom, due to a paddling-pool sized gene pool Ireland dosen’t realy have a market for

a) High Fashion moddeling
b) Glamour modeling :(
so we breed corporate models, generally good looking southside girls, (the ones who spend their weekends hanging around dundrum town centre) who like to party and get paid to basically do just that! On second thought I think I’ll give this modeling a go!
teenage mutant Irish modelsWell anyway I have a great idea for a new show, wait for it…..Teenage mutant Irish Models – wow, I know im a genius! It basically dose what it says on the tin- They’re Irish models who are, for some reason beautifully mutated, and they also live in a sewer, the comparisons are starting to surface….

” Teenage Mutant Irish Models
Teenage Mutant Irish Models
Teenage Mutant Irish Models
Models in a micro mini skirt
Model power!

They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team (We’re really hip!)
They’re heroes in a mini skirt and they’re orange (Hey – It’s fake tan!)
When the evil Gerard Keane attacks
These Model girls don’t cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Irish Models
Teenage Mutant Irish Models

Some goy taught them to be teen models (He’s a radical goy!)
Glenda leads, Roasanna does machines (Oh moy God, He so did not jus say that!)
Roz is cool but crude (Roysh!)
Katy French is a party dude (Cocaine!)

Teenage Mutant Irish Models

Teenage Mutant Irish Models
Teenage Mutant Irish Models
Models in an Irish Rugby player
Model power! “
 


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This is a disgraceful insult to the irish modeling profession!!!!!!!!!!!By the way how was Carrick?

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